Hipsters, WTF?

  • Fashion Maven: Impeccable taste in vintage clothing sourced from obscure thrift stores. Each piece tells a story, and he’s the curator of his own fashion museum.
  • Beard Connoisseur: His beard isn’t just facial hair; it’s a work of art. Groomed to perfection, it’s a testament to his dedication to maintaining an effortlessly rugged yet carefully crafted look.
  • Musical Explorer: A true vinyl enthusiast, he believes music reaches its pinnacle when played on a vintage record player. Obscure indie bands are his forte, discovered before they hit the mainstream.
  • Coffee Aficionado: Coffee isn’t just a beverage; it’s a sacred ritual. He seeks out the rarest beans in hidden cafes, savoring the experience with an air of condescension, as if he holds the key to a caffeine utopia.
  • Film Buff: Mainstream movies? Not on his watch. He delves into the world of foreign films with subtitles, reveling in the complexity and depth that escape the average moviegoer.
  • Artistic Eccentricities: A lover of all things unconventional, he surrounds himself with obscure art, appreciating the beauty in the abstract and the avant-garde.
  • Literary Enthusiast: His bookshelf is a carefully curated collection of obscure titles, preferably in a language you’ve never heard of. He’s the kind to discuss the merits of a postmodern novel while sipping on artisanal tea.
  • Tech Skeptic: While the world embraces the latest technology, he clings to analog devices and vintage gadgets, finding charm in the simplicity of the past.
  • Environmental Advocate: An avid supporter of sustainable living, he bikes to work, composts religiously, and passionately lectures about the virtues of upcycling.
  • DIY Artisan: From handcrafted furniture to homemade pickles, he’s a DIY enthusiast. Every project is an opportunity to showcase his artistic flair and disdain for mass-produced consumerism.